LYRICS - the alleged DRIPPING, SOPPING s/t EP 2007
1. FUCK THAT, SON
inspired by lin
backing vocals and engineering ass't: einat
it's time somebody put you in your goddamn place
cause the way you been actin' is a real disgrace
gallivantin' bout town like a custody case
and frontin' like a man with no hard drive space
you're wearin' a soul patch, gotta broken shoelace
won't shut up bout the time when you got to third base
with some girl named Jenny and her little sister Grace
man i'm gonna punch you in the motherfuckin' face
you float like a butterfly and smell like a gun
and you got a broken leg, yo fuck that, son
you're all gussied up like a cinnamon bun
like a high-falutin' doughnut, well fuck... that... son
man didn't nobody tell you how we rock it down here
how we dock it down here and how we don't like Richard Gere
...got half a mind to wipe out that sneer
you wanna buy a Kia but you better steer clear
how you call yourself a man when you won't go to the mall
keep gettin' confused 'tween Lou Reed and Lou Rawls
oh alternately quotin' Marmaduke and Biggie Smalls
stand still so I can kick you in the motherfuckin' balls
you say you're a priest and you feel like a nun
but you ain't either one, yo fuck that, son
your snow globe collection weighs a metric ton
but you're always outta rubbers, well fuck that, son
your friends are all policemen but they ain't no fun
they'd tell you to your face, yo fuck that, son
better pay your respect, get yr shit on the run
it's gas, grass or ass, so fuck that, son.
2. RE: STEVE ALBINI
inspired by lin (proposed title: "Steve Albini's Cock")
engineering ass't: einat
Steve Albini's enormous penis could fill arenas with its greatness
Steve Albini's enormous penis is living proof of the love of Jesus
You wish you had his indie cred
But there's not a woman alive who can give Albini head
Steve Albini's enormous penis is the size and shape of Texas
Steve Albini's enormous penis is exquisite at drum overheads
Don't you be envious, no
Cause those who know Albini know
That he has to special order his pants
Analog pants
Custom analog pants
3. ROCK FACTORY
inspired by bryn
workin' for the minimum wage at the rock factory
overtime never gets paid at the rock factory
i work my fingers right down to the bone
line supervisor still won't leave me alone
just gotta keep bustin' my ass at the rock factory
gonna spend the rest of my life at the rock factory
prolly never find me a wife at the rock factory
no conversation while you're on the clock
we gotta get these boxes of rock to the dock
gotta keep bustin my ass at the rock factory
4. DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW?!!?
inspired by jill
does your mother know you're a whore?
does your mother know you're a whore?
does your mother know you're a whore, she know just what a whore is for now?
oh yeah.
does your father know you have sex?
does your father know you have sex?
does he know you have sex, sex for money?
it's really, really, really, really funny.
5. TIT SPIT
vocals and lyrics: chantal
no lyrics available (i'll leave this one up to her)
6. BALLAD
inspired by grocery shopping / written in the car
backing vocals: holly and einat
ballad
a song for you and me
and a couple other million people
to tell you how much i love you
oh ballad
can't put it into words
so i had to write a song
for you
that i wrote with words
ballad
cause no one's made me feel
like i do about spaghetti
and then one fateful morning i found you
and you like spaghetti too
and we also like each other
almost like we like spaghetti
ooooooooooh
ballad
something bout what you mean to me
something bout a symphony
and violins are expensive
ballad
makin' love till the morning light
makin' sweet love till the next day
till thursday
till august
whenever oh baby ballad!
cause when we're making love
it's like people making love
or maybe like two people making love
i feel like making love
a doo-doo dooooo, a doo-doo doooooo
ah feel like making love a'tooooo youuuuuu