There used to be some music here.
For the moment, there's not any.
Why is the music gone?
Because music MAIMS AND KILLS,
without compassion, mercy, or even good old-fashioned reason.

This madness must be stopped!
And here at the Loss Foundation,
we're working harder than ever to make sure that this global threat is tamed,
once and for all.

Our research into this subject, which is largely based upon NOT making music,
is shockingly cutting-edge.
Today, we're the leading firm in the field of music safety.
Just ask anyone.
Anyone you know.
They know us, they know our good work... whether they actually know it or not.

There may be music again here someday,
if music can ever be made safe again
through the combined application of incarceration, counseling,
electro-shock therapy,
and a slew of psychoactive pharmaceuticals.

We'll just have to see.
The sentence may be long.
Music deserves to be brought to justice!

Don't you and your family agree?

If you would like an update when and if music can once again be made safe for all of us,
just email info@ this domain.